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sharped0:

thatvegancosplayer:

jerseygovegan:

Cutie Pie

It’s like he’s in a little hoodie! ;-;

you could say he’s a…

HOOD RAT

guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

chileanweas:

gaboddr:

1997 v/s 2013

holy shit

electromas:

"man I love Daft Punk"

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"but they need to take their helmets off I mean they aren’t really robots"

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lordkirk:

i was pulling up to a gas station and mumford came on the radio so i started blasting it in my car and all the people can hear with my doors closed is just the base and theyre looking at me like “wtf inappropriate rap song is that girl listening to” and i open my car door and out comes the sound of a really aggressive banjo solo

baptisms:

nicknames to call your bf/gf

  • cutesy bootsy
  • soft buttcheeks
  • super high school level baby
  • egg
  • free real estate
  • spy kids 3d: game over
  • erejean
  • slobbo
  • will ferrell 

viruma:

morgansmenagerie:

"Here’s a bunch of numbers, they may look random, but they’re my phone number."

This is my next pick-up line.

Your ass is grass and I’m gonna mow it.

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

nerdy-bboy:

nerdy-bboy:

On that day, humanity received  a grim reminder.

why am I not tumblr famous yet.

diesenpai:

So I went to the asain market today for some snack and came back with this

ava-ire:

bonus:

He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he 
popped into your head,
didn’t he?

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mefou:

256 of 365 by Morphicx on Flickr.